This is what it has come to, guys. We suggest spending the rest of the morning figuring out who your “hurricane friends” are (those are your friends you can sit around and do nothing with for like, 16-24 hours at a time. If you’re not sure about who that is, think of the last time you went on a pretty big bender, and which group of friends you did it with, and start there) Then, email these people and let them know they’re the chosen ones. Then, get a lot of liquor that doesn’t need to be chilled (hellooooo Jameson) and some snacks, and you have a party!
We can’t even fathom doing anything other than sitting in front of our A/C for the next two days. But if you’re looking for some awesome things to do this weekend, we’ve got you covered.